Plumbing jokes

A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at the neurosurgeon's house. After a two-minute job the plumber demanded $150.

The neurosurgeon exclaimed, 'I don't charge this amount even though I am a surgeon."

The plumber replied, "I agree, you are right. I too, didn't either, when I was a surgeon. That's why I switched to plumbing!"

A doctor has some trouble with the kitchen sink, on a public holiday. He calls the local plumber, only to be told that it's his day off.

"But I get called out on my days off, too!" says the doctor, somewhat exasperated." So, the plumber relents.

The plumber arrives, and glances over the sink, looking preoccupied. He mumbles something about golf, then hands the doctor a couple of aspirin and walks out, saying, "Put these in. If it doesn't clear up in 24 hours, call me tomorrow."

I want you

                     When ask for service to think the service guy has a life like you!
                     Treat him with respect and keep calm!
                     Do not waste his time with non sens questions!
                     To smile when he is smiling! 
                     To know he owns a house and he has thinks to fix, too!
                     Respect! Respect! Respect! the service guy!

This ... is ... amazing!

Crazy bathroom floors!

If yesterday we showed few romantic bathrooms today what you say about this bathrooms?
          

         

Romantic bathrooms!

How about romantic bathrooms!? In our world with so much work, is very important few moments of relaxation, where you can enjoy alone or why not with somebody who love you. Relax and enjoy those few romantic bathrooms.

Middle of summer!

We are in mid summer and we are very busy. The weather, unusual with heavy rains, very hot create a lot of problems which has to be solve fast and with the optimal solution. Main problems now is the capacity of sump pumps to pump out of the drain tile the underground water during the heavy rain. Most of the sump pumps installed are 1/3 hp which cannot deal the enormous amount of water fallen down during the storm. The solution is to up grade the sump pumps at 1/2 hp and even at 3/4 hp. Also the evaluation of entire drain tile system which protect the house has to be done by scoping the drain and cleaning the drain if is necessary. Why is important all of this, because in this way you protect the value of your house, you avoid any surprise which can affect your budget. The house insurance can be low but can be high, too.
Have a safely summer!

BBP PLUMBING INC