Saturday, August 17, 2013

JOKES 2

“Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.”
- Woody Allen

Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet?
Right now the cops have nothing to go on..


I once worked with a plumber in New York City that said, 'Every time you flush your toilet you're putting food in my family's mouth'.

“If I waited for inspiration every time I sat down to write a song I probably would be a plumber today.”
- Barry Mann


Have a good weekend!

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